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Scottish bloke goes on a ski-ing holiday to Canada.
After a day on the piste he retires to the bar.
After a few whiskies he notices some antlers on a plaque on the wall.
"what's that?" he asks
"it's a moose" replied the barmaid.
"Jesus Christ" said the Scotsman, "how big are the cats?"
I was born with nothing,
and to my surprise I still have most of it left!
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