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I really do like violas!  

 

- Emily

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I think Fiddlershop needs to stock these—I particularly need the drink holder.IMG_1203.JPG

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Characterize people by their actions and you will never be fooled by their words.

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Emily,

I just realized I got the above pic from this thread--& you posted it. 

And more than one--same thing with the Charlie Taylor post in the other thread--

Clearly, I'm having a senior moment (more than one. . .)embarassed

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Characterize people by their actions and you will never be fooled by their words.

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SharonC - 🤗 I'm glad they were worthy of the spotlight!

Thanks for bringing attn to them.

 

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I kinda relate to this...

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What we're really thinking when playing in an orchestra...

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Practice problems.

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SharonC said
I think Fiddlershop needs to stock these—I particularly need the drink holder.IMG_1203.JPG

You're probably right. We need to do it. ROFL

"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."

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AndrewH -You Are Hilarious Smiley  

 

Those are great!

 

Here's one not funny, but cute...

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A poem today by Hilaire Belloc.

 

My little victim, let me trouble you

To fix your active mind on W.

The WATERBEETLE here shall teach

A sermon far beyond your reach:

He flabbergasts the Human Race

By gliding on the water’s face

With ease, celerity, and grace;

But if he ever stopped to think

Of how he did it, he would sink.

Success is the progressive realisation of a worthy ideal. —Earl Nightingale.

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Irv - without questions, silent or vocal, would we discover or learn to create wondrous things?   

"Who" gets this one?

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Characterize people by their actions and you will never be fooled by their words.

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AndrewH - Cute!  

SharonC - roflol 

See what Covid-19 does to people? 

I HAVE to send this to my Grandkids!

 

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All in good fun...

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ELCB said

All in good fun...

 

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 got a laugh outta that one.  doubt theyll get a ride home from cellos in front.  rofl.  

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GregW said
ELCB said

All in good fun...

 

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I've heard a much longer version of this joke.

An orchestra was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th. During the concert, the air conditioning went out, and by the time the last movement was about to start the orchestra was sweating so profusely that they decided to bring out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. While this was going on, the bass section, tired of waiting, decided to go to a bar across the street for a few drinks. Meanwhile, on the stage, the fans were in place, and the conductor's score kept blowing away when the fans were turned on, so he decided to tie the pages down to his stand. Finally, the conductor was ready to continue. The basses were missing, the fans made a lot of noise, and the pages were hard to turn when the score was tied to the stand. But the delay had gone on long enough, and the orchestra continued the concert anyway. Finally, the basses staggered back onto stage in the middle of the movement. They were all extremely drunk, and two of them had passed out. The conductor was furious. It was the bottom of the Ninth, the score was tied, the basses were loaded, there were two out, and the fans were going wild!

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AndrewH -Laughing To Bits EmoticonsDropped Bear Mug EmoticonsWay funnier than mine was! 

 

Yep, I think I had some of these thoughts while my daughter was growing up (only thoughts!).

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Ilona - Just Being Contented SmileyI love it!  You always come up with the best!

 

Here's another (this is NOT me)!

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