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December 24, 2011 - 11:20 am
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My Wife just came to me and asked " What is the difference between a Violin and Viola?" 

My response was " About 6 inches"

She said " Nothing, a violin just looks smaller because Fiddlers heads are so big"surprised

She laughed and said she heard Itzhak Perlam tell the joke on NPR.....

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December 25, 2011 - 1:22 pm

I'm sorry, but i am one of those people, who likes jokes about himself, so i'm laughing actually on almost every joke about fiddlers, fiddles, violamen... etc...birthday_balloon /except those that are obviously not funny/

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