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Lost Fiddler
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Two termites go into a bar.

They are excited to see a large, old, oak, bar

One termite ask the waitress, is the bartender here?banana 

No matter where you go, there you are!

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KindaScratchy
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You might have to read this one out loud to get it...like I did.

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When the work's all done and the sun's settin' low,

I pull out my fiddle and I rosin up the bow.

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August 2, 2012 - 11:06 pm
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Not bad at all. LOL

"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."

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coolpinkone
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@ kinda...took three times to get it...got a giggle and a belly laugh.dancinbunnydancinbunnydancinbunnydancinbunnydancinbunnybunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancerbunny_pole_dancer

Vibrato Desperato.... Desperately seeking vibrato

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is the bar tender? yup, ah ha. Thats a funny hmmm. us-4240

"Please play some wrong notes, so that we know that you are human" - said to Jascha Heifetz.

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Ha, don't feel bad coolpinkone.  Took me 3 times as well.

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picklefish said
is the bar tender? yup, ah ha. Thats a funny hmmm. us-4240

Oooo thanks, PF! I'd never get it without You! I'm hopeless facepalm

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