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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?"
She asked.
"Hunting Flies"
He responded.
"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"
He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
"If you practice with your hands you must practice all day. Practice with your mind and you can accomplish the same amount in minutes." Nathan Milstein
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That's some funny shit right there!
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boooo boooo 🙂 3 were on the COUCH!! 2 were on wine glasses! 😛
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....3 were Martian 
, 2 were Venusian 
I am amazed at how old people of my age are.....
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TerryT said
....3 were Martian, 2 were Venusian
really...? there's no flies on mars or venus... you just wanted an excuse to use the new smileys or moonies as the case may be...
"If you practice with your hands you must practice all day. Practice with your mind and you can accomplish the same amount in minutes." Nathan Milstein
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TerryT said
....3 were Martian
oh..Martian got back!!!!!
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I knew you guys would like these. I was a little hesitant to put them up. I think that mooning can still be considered rated G right?
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but the one who needs the least."
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ha ha @ FM.... don't worry they are G-rated... if the computer ever goes slow or is loosing connection.... my little Bunny looks a little on the wild side. She is not as g-rated in slow-mo. giggle.
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Sorry, I'm not familiar with US censorship rules.
Does 'G' mean
"Guidance"
or
"Get a load of these!"
I am amazed at how old people of my age are.....
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G = General Audiences (kid safe)
PG = Parental Guidance suggested (maybe not for the little kiddies)
PG-13 = Parental Guidance strongly suggested (might be a boobie or something spooky)
R = Restricted (no one under 17 allowed without a parent or guardian)
NC-17 = No Children under 17 allowed regardless of who brought you
XXX = Step away from the computer, junior.
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