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The SEX of a Fly
telling the sex of a common household fly
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cdennyb
King for a Day, Peasant for many
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July 18, 2012 - 3:42 pm
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
 husband stalking around with a fly swatter

 "What are you doing?"
 She asked.

 "Hunting Flies"
 He responded.

 "Oh! Killing any?"
 She asked.

 "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

 Intrigued, she asked.
 "How can you tell them apart?"

 He responded,
 "3 were on a beer can,
 2 were on the phone."

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That's some funny shit right there! roflol

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coolpinkone
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July 18, 2012 - 4:29 pm
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boooo boooo 🙂 3 were on the COUCH!! 2 were on wine glasses! 😛

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....3 were Martian moony-2173, 2 were Venusian mooning-2174

I am amazed at how old people of my age are.....

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TerryT said
....3 were Martian moony-2173, 2 were Venusian mooning-2174

really...? there's no flies on mars or venus... you just wanted an excuse to use the new smileys or moonies as the case may be...

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coolpinkone
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July 18, 2012 - 10:33 pm
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TerryT said
....3 were Martian moony-2173, 2 were Venusian mooning-2174

oh..Martian got back!!!!!  

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Fiddlerman
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July 19, 2012 - 12:04 pm
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I knew you guys would like these. I was a little hesitant to put them up. I think that mooning can still be considered rated G right?

"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."

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coolpinkone
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July 19, 2012 - 12:58 pm
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ha ha @ FM.... don't worry they are G-rated... if the computer ever goes slow or is loosing connection.... my little Bunny looks a little on the wild side. She is not as g-rated in slow-mo. giggle.

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TerryT
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July 19, 2012 - 1:40 pm
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Sorry, I'm not familiar with US censorship rules.

Does 'G' mean
"Guidance"
or
"Get a load of these!"

I am amazed at how old people of my age are.....

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G = General Audiences (kid safe)

PG = Parental Guidance suggested (maybe not for the little kiddies)

PG-13 = Parental Guidance strongly suggested (might be a boobie or something spooky)

R = Restricted (no one under 17 allowed without a parent or guardian)

NC-17 = No Children under 17 allowed regardless of who brought you

XXX = Step away from the computer, junior.

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coolpinkone
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Terry and Keith you are keeping me in smirks today. Thank you.

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