The violin competitions at Indianapolis are over,,,and I didn't win even a banana peel.  5 of the top 6 were from South Korea,,,so there must be some shenanigans going on,,right?  They had to stop one jurist from voting cause she was going to vote for the prettiest dress,,,and I don't even own a dress!!!!!Or maybe there was another reason they stopped her. The conductor was a name that has been close to me for several years,,Shmirnoff,,though the next day I can't remember much about him.
But really, I've been working hard for all of 6 months on my $30 violin and I did not even get invited,hmmmph.  I don't think I'll play for them next year either,,,so there.