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Paul said:
Pky, I understand what you are saying and agree.
When you are part of a joke and know it is a joke from someone who loves you it can be ok. But depending on how much you are the object of a joke or depending on circumstances in your past I can see how jokes can be hurtful.
That's exactly what I meant. Thank you!
HeadCheese! Come Back!!!
I like jokes!
Can't understand every one of them. But that because of translation difficulties and word-playing stuff. I liked that one about a broken leg (broken= no money? or i'm missing something again?
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A dog goes into a bar with a bandage on its foot,
Bartender says can I help you.
Dog says "Im looking for the man who shot my Pa".
No matter where you go, there you are!
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LOL, 
We have a contender for HeadCheese
Thanks LB
"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."
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Absolutely apropos of nothing… Paris Hilton and I fighting zombies.
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Not bad , not bad at all. I new she had to good for something.
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Too funny... HC, you and Paris make a cute couple 
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LOL. I almost made one too. Decided that I don't have the time now. 
"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."
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Dang. I have a lot of posts to catch up on. xD
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A horse goes into a bar looking some what depressed.
The bartender looks at him , and ask: "Why the long face?"
No matter where you go, there you are!
HeadCheese said:
Absolutely apropos of nothing… Paris Hilton and I fighting zombies.
Click the link below for the animation.
HEEE-HEEeee!! i like that part about the SHOE!! (and a second later the shoe was back on again =) strange..)
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A zombie goes into a bar looking kinda down.
Bartender says , whats the matter?
Zombie replies, I am having a gout flare up and the docter said I had to lay off the brains.
No matter where you go, there you are!
Not sure, that i've got it right.. but i laughed !! What ever that means - it sounds fun =))) bartender.. zombies... brains... doctor.. gout... weird combination
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I will wait before I explain, in case someone would like to enjoy the joke.
Its probably more of an old man joke.
But you are welcome to if you like!
I think I will just stick with this and a few of these
maybe a drouling ballon or two
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At a childcare center, a baby was playing in a sandbox. His teacher spotted him putting sand in his mouth and said, "Abraham, don't eat sand, you are going to have lunch today."
At a wedding, while walking down the asle, the ring bear roared at the guests on both sides from time to time. After the wedding was over, someone asked him why he did that and he said, "wasn't that what a bear supposed to do? and i'm a ring bear."
(adopted from Readers' digest)
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Ok then...We do need Head Cheese back for the jokes.
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Ok then...We do need Head Cheese back for the jokes.
That made ME laugh! LOL
HeadCheese said:
Ok then...We do need Head Cheese back for the jokes.
That made ME laugh! LOL
Yeah!! life is pretty dull without your jokes!
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