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OK, just a silly joke - well I thought it was funny....
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BillyG
Brora, North-east Scotland
October 12, 2019 - 11:34 am
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I have a kind of passion about languages in general, and indeed, the use of words in particular....  I mean to say, in Spanish, "esposa" means wife, but the plural form (could mean wives if one has several - which I guess in some circles is possible) - but - "esposas" also translates as "handcuffs"... aye, let's say no more on that folks! LOL (Bill awaits the inevitable ear-bashing from the ladies on the forum !!!)

Anyway - the one I enjoyed today was this - A newspaper editor was looking for a headline regarding a 4-foot 11-inch clairvoyant who had escaped from jail - they came up with this - 

Short medium at large

Well, it may be old, but it was a new one to me, and I just found it funny....

I seriously recommend not copying my mistakes. D'oh - guntohead.JPG

Please make your own, different mistakes, and help us all learn :-)

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cid
October 12, 2019 - 12:11 pm
Member Since: December 26, 2018
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roflolThat was a good joke.

Oh, Billy G, you are so in the “casa de perro”. 

In case anyone looks up “casa de perro” there were different variations when I was looking for this, so you might find a different variation, but Billy G is still in it! yaaaa_gif

Let me know when you are hungry and I will give you a bone. LOL Here is one to keep you busy 🦴

They call me, “Mellow Cello” 

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BillyG
Brora, North-east Scotland
October 12, 2019 - 12:24 pm
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LOLOLOLOL @cid - awesome - I was just WAITING for your riposte !!!! 

I just knew you'd be the first !   Cool !

Great fun !!!

I seriously recommend not copying my mistakes. D'oh - guntohead.JPG

Please make your own, different mistakes, and help us all learn :-)

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cid
October 12, 2019 - 12:51 pm
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I aim to please.

They call me, “Mellow Cello” 

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bocaholly
Boca Raton, Florida
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October 13, 2019 - 8:37 am
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