Even though his bow irritates me to no end, I like his playing.
Opportunity is often missed because it wears suspenders and looks like hard work.
Honorary tenured advisor
This band reminds me of drummer jokes.
Why do drummers join bands?
They like to hang out with musicians.
How do you know when there's a drummer at the door?
The knock speeds up.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright