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Bow question. Would appreciate another imput.
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Shane "Chicken" Wang

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A wealthy man stops at a country store to get a blanket for his show horse since the weather is turning chilly. Burt, the owner, gets up from his game of dominoes to assist the customer. When he brings out a red blanket and says it's $10, the wealthy man baulks, "This is a $200,000 horse. That blanket will never do." 

Burt returns from the back again with a blue blanket, and says this one is $100.

The wealthy man baulks again shaking his head," You don't seem to understand, my horse wins every show he is entered into. Why I have a room built special just for his trophies and ribbons."

Burt says ok, returns to the back, rummages for a bit and returns with a black blanket with gold trim. He says this is the last one and it's $1000!

The wealthy man smiles and says, " Well that's more like it. That's the one I was looking for, thank you."

Burt returns to his game of dominoes and the fella he's playing with asks him,"Burt when did you start getting in $100 and $1000 dollar horse blankets?"

"Apparently when they started sending them with the other $10 blankets."

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I heard a similar joke years ago about a preacher that ran a country store.  He spoke a verse every time he rang up a sale.  All the locals waited to hear what he had to say when he rang up a similar horse blanket.  Naturally, it was “there came a stranger and I took him in.”

Success is the progressive realisation of a worthy ideal. —Earl Nightingale.

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That is hilarious Mark.

You are very welcome CyndieZ. Looking forward to hearing about it.

I bet you love your bow Andrew, right?

"The richest person is not the one who has the most,
but the one who needs the least."

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